Hi I am Haley and I am an aspiring photographer. It is my passion and my dream. So this is dedicated half to my photography and half just to me! :) Enjoy.
That AWESOME moment when you put on a pair of jeans you haven’t worn in a while and there’s money in the pocket!:)
“Not at the table, Carlos.” (Alan)
“Tigers LOVE pepper. They hate cinnamon.” (Alan)
“Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice. ” (Phil)
“What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don’t you worry your pretty striped head, we’re gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we’re gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we’re gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he’s been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then we’re shit out of luck.” (Stu)
“Do you know if the hotel is pager friendly?” (Alan)
“You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack… it grew by one. So there… there were two of us in the wolf pack… I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, “Wait a second, could it be?” And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast! ” (Alan)
“Did, umm… did Caesar live here?” (Alan)
“Don’t let the beard fool you. He’s a child!” (Stu)
“And we’re the three best friends that anyone could have!” (Alan)
“There’s a jungle cat in the bathroom! ” (Alan)
“She’s got my grandmother’s Holocaust ring!” (Stu)
“I didn’t know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.” (Alan)
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while you could miss it.
The wise Ferris Bueller.